Just to let people know that you can read the first part - the Fellowship of the Facebook here
and the second and third parts of the trilogy (not on DeviantART) have gone up:

Treebeard: isn't hasty.

Pippin Took took the quiz "How Likely Are you To Survive Being Captured by Orcs?"
Pippin Took is 34% likely to Survive. *Share this result with your friends*
You are small and not really a warrior. You've never been captured by Orcs before, and you're not sure it's really for you. Even if you do escape, you are likely to be lost far from home and will need a friend. You will need to keep your wits about you and make use of anything you find to hand. Still, maybe you will get lucky!


- The Two Notifications

Frodo: ...the eagles are strictly for deux-ex-machinas. And there's some mystical geographic/narrative boundary to all our facebook updates. For some strange reason, we can only access the facebooks of people we're with at the time. It creates comic and dramatic tension.

Sam Gamgee: sigh.


Gandalf kicked Gimli Sonofgloin and Legolas Greenleaf off Facebook using INEXPLICABLE WIZARD POWERS

- Return of the Friend Request