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THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE FACEBOOK STATUS UPDATES
Chapter 1: Concerning Hobbits
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Bilbo Baggins: will shortly be celebrating his eleventy-first birthday

Five friends are attending
A PARTY OF SPECIAL MAGNIFICENCE

Gandalf Thegrey: Always arrives precisely when he means to.

Frodo Baggins:
PARTY!!
Three people like this.

Pippin: WOOT

Frodo Baggins
is a bit worried about his uncle

Merry Brandybuck:
LOL

Frodo Baggins:
Srsly, he's acting weird
Seven friends are attending
A PARTY OF SPECIAL MAGNIFICENCE

Pippin Took: DRUNKING IS FUN FIREWRKS

Gandalf Thegrey: my fireworks are like a flight of scintillating birds singing with sweet voices

Pippin Took
Is in a relationship

Samwise Gamgee: Is wondering whether anyone else saw the dragon

Merry Brandybuck:
was it real???

Frodo Baggin
s: Don't think so

Pippin Took:
Yep its real! I saw it.

Merry Brandybuck: OMG

Pippin Took changed his relationship status to IT"S COMPLICATED

Frodo Baggins:
This is getting creepy... :0

Samwise Gamgee:
really hopes the dragon doesn't burn his potatoes

Frodo Baggins:Sam WTF?

Pippin Took is single.

Merry Brandybuck:
:(

Pippin Took:
It's Ok I was related to her anyway

Merry Brandybuck:
....

Merry Brandybuck: doesn't want to know...

Frodo Baggins: :0


Sam Gamgee:
What happened?

Sam Gamgee;
Are you OK Mr Frodo?

Sam Gamgee:
U OK??? :)

Frodo Baggins: thinks that certain people are bordering on the freaky-stalky


Sam Gamgee
: I know what you mean! Some people just can't take a hint!

Gandalf Thegrey: Is thinking deep and mysterious wizard thoughts.

Frodo Baggins: will take the ring.

Sam Gamgee:
UR So BRAVE!!!! :D

Gandalf Thegrey: Hobbits really are amazing creatures

Pippin Took
likes this.
Migrated here from my fanfiction account. The fellowship of the facebook status! Lord of the Rings told through the most banal and self-obsessed of mediums.

You can read the entire thing here

More to come if people like it :D I don't own Tolkien's work! Nor Facebook .


Or read the chapters individually on DeviantART...

The gallery of chapters

Chapter Two: From Mushrooms to the Prancing Pony Lol
Chapter Three: To Rivendell!
Chapter Four: Quest! The Council To Moria
Chapter Five: Foes and Friend Requests
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SnappingSausage Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol XD
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Icklenavic Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
I like this :nod: moar please!
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Aotearoan Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2010
Thank you!
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coconut994777 Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2009
This is wonderful....
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Aotearoan Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2010
Thank you!
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IrrevocableFate Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2009   Writer
I like it! :rofl:
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Aotearoan Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2010
Thanks :)
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Poetic-Dragon Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
:rofl: love it! Please, do more!!! :clap:
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Aotearoan Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2010
Thnks!
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Flynn-the-cat Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Actually, I think you should put more up on this one - they seem a lot shorter on here...
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